My Fellow Americans,

This is Barrack Obama. Let me be clear. This is my finest hour.

My Republican friends predicted defeat, yet we prevailed.


They are not just Climate Change deniers, they are Obama deniers.



Well, my denier friends, your chickens have come home to roost.

(standing ovation. Uncontrolled applause.)

My good friends predicted they would win control of the Senate—we gained seats in the Senate.


My good friends predicted they would gain seats in the house, we have regained control.

The people have spoken

Let me be clear.

The people have spoken.

I have a mandate. Hope and Change is back in style.

I have a number of initiatives I am going to initiate immediately—please hold your applause until the end. There are a few surprises, so please hold your applause to the end.

Perhaps you have heard of the “contract with America”

I plan to answer that miserable failed plan with my own plan that I call the

“contract with humanity”

As my first point in the contract with humanity, I am going to declare the doctrine of American non-exceptionalism. Americans are not exceptional, we are human. The only reason we have, is we have stolen from the have nots. I therefore declare by executive order an open borders policy. Citizenship of the United States is now citizenship to the world. For the sake of consistency, we will recognize dual citizenship with every nation on the planet. I am President of the World! This ends discrimination based on who has an ID: if you are a decent human being, you can vote. Period.

Next, I need to take care of the people who need it most. I am now announcing a tax rebate program. It is very simple. Anyone who filed a tax return and paid no tax will get a government check for 2016 dollars, courtesy of Barrack Obama and the US Treasury. The people who most need help will get it.

As the third point in my contract with humanity, I will end the partisan bickering. Benghazi? IRS? What will they trump up next? NSA? I will end it. I will lead. Signed and on my desk in the Oval office are 100 pardons—I am pardoning every body. I am pardoning people who don’t need a pardon. I want to end the partisan bickering. It is time to move on. If there was any wrongdoing, you would have found it, or it was accidental–what difference does it make.?

The fourth point in my Contract with Humanity will be the Sustainable Choice Tax Credit. Any woman who chooses abortion will get a 1,000 tax credit per abortion, to reflect the reduction in the burden on our planet saved. Every gay marriage will recieve a 2,000 tax credit, in recognition of the sustainability benefits of gay unions, which never result in some person being cursed with a baby.


The fifth and final point in my contract with humanity is a promise. I promise to not leave my work unfinished. It is the reason the tax rebate check is 2016 dollars. I plan to run for re-election in 2016. Let the election be a referendum, a referendum on term limits. America needs four more years of Barrack Obama

Allah Akbar

“All the candidates are the same who cares” I hear people say. They love to whine. They point out flaws within our own movement. This is a possible future you can help create if you stay home on election day. Let me say this as gently as I can. Get your sorry a$$ out of that chair and get registered to vote and show up election day, hell or high water.


Posted: October 19, 2014 in Christian

The hunter comes upon scat for his prey. Scat is poop, a sign that the prey has been there. You can tell alot from scat. What type of animal, for example. Roll it in your fingers, taste it even. Perhaps if you taste berries you stalk places with berry bushes next.

Looking at scat is easy, but the last thing learned by hunter wannabees. A fancy range finder, a new camo outfit, a new weapon—-these things are sexy. Scat—no so much.

Novice hunters don’t shoot too many bucks. They are often heard to say there was nothing out there. They are easily frustrated. They whine. They complain. You have heard of “Silence if the Lambs?” They talk about silence of the deer. They tell their tale of woe with scat on their shoes, so unobserved that they stepped in it.

Part if the reason scat is hard to learn is  it is not ever going to tell you good news—the deer is here but give you direction of how to course correct to where the deer is— how far away is the deer, what path is he on so you might follow, and so on.

God speaks. God is not silent. He doesn’t always say what you want to hear, the way you want to hear it—especially if you are far from him. He doesn’t say what you want to hear if you are close to him. Even Jesus asked the Father to let the cup pass from him.

Never mistake your arrogance and bad hearing for God’s silence.


Posted: October 18, 2014 in Christian, Conservative
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George W Bush was a Christian. He held positions consistent with the Bible.

Maybe that is why my church and many around the country had groups that met regularly to pray for our President.

Not so much with Obama.

Obama is nominally a Christian– his minister was taken to task for everything but the obvious. Everyone focused on the unpatriotic aspect of his saying g-d America. What minister blasphemes and takes the Lord’s name in vein in the Lord’s house while claiming to be the Lord’s man?  Do you think he has ever read James 3:1 ? There is a special level of hell reserved for people like this minister.
Obama calls Christians bitter clingers while calling Islam the religion of peace. He is pro-babykilling, all in for abortion.

I was challenged the other day. Doesn’t Obama need alot of help? Possibly more help than George W Bush? Shouldn’t we pray more for Obama than  anyone? Do we only pray for people we agree with? Aren’t we supposed to love our enemies?

You can make yourself run when you do not feel like it. You can make yourself not eat when you shouldn’t. You don’t have to like the run, desire the run, you just do it. You don’t have to hate chocolate to abstain from it. How do you make yourself pray if your heart is not in it?

My basic problem is that I don’t so much have an ideology problem with Obama, I have a morality problem with Obama. As detailed in my last post, Obama is sufficiently capitalistic, he is just evil.  We are supposed to hate evil. We are supposed to defend widows and orphans, yet pray for our leader who creates widows and kills orphans?

I also believe him to be lazy and incompetent. Do I pray for him to be better so we don’t all die of ebola? He might then be a competent enough crook so his NSA spying goes undetected, for example.

After much soul searching, and reading my Bible, here is my prayer for Obama:

Father God,
God of God, Light of Lights,
King of Kings,

Please attend to President Obama.
Your Servant Saul described himself as the chief of sinners before the Lord Jesus confronted him on the road to Damascus,  show your glory to Obama…maybe his heart will turn towards you

Lord, when you showed your glory to Pharaoh through signs and miracles with your servant Moses, Pharaoh rejected you. If Obama continues to do evil, harden his heart like you did Pharaoh’s and make his rebellion complete, and show us your glory as you heap burning coals on his head, make him drink from the cup of his adulteries and free us from this captivity.

And God’s people all said:


I had an experience. It was like I was going through a tunnel—then I saw a bright light, and then I had a revelation. The Tea Party is wrong—Obama is the ultimate capitalist.

Capitalism  n. noun
A supporter of capitalism.
An investor of capital in business, especially one having a major financial interest in an important enterprise.
A person of great wealth.

Obama meets every facet of the definition. He is a person of great wealth, accumulated in his job running an enterprise.  He is a supporter of capitalism. He stated this in every debate. If that is not enough for you, consider that he has grown the capital invested in government more than all the other presidents in the history of the United States—combined.

He is an investor of capital in business, having a major financial interest in Solyndra, GM, mortgage companies—he just did a start-up of an affordable healthcare system that has cornered the market on healthcare.

Criticisms of Obama and the democrats for not being capitalistic are misguided.

The proper critique of Obama and the democrats is that they are evil.

They are evil, immoral, and hell- bound. They are looking to send us on ahead.

Don’t tell me I am not supposed to make moral judgment. I am not being politically correct? I don’t care.

Obama is an investor of capital in business—other people’s money. Your money, my money, borrowed money from China. This is money taken by tax, by force, at the point of a gun. This is immoral. Even drug dealers give you a choice to take their drugs and pay for them or don’t take them and not pay for them. Taxes themselves aren’t immoral, when they aren’t spent on speculation and influence peddling—which is where most of it goes.

Obama has accumulated great wealth running an enterprise. That enterprise is the government, and most of the money he has accumulated has been through contributions, through barely legal means of getting money to peddle influence.

Obama has cornered the market on healthcare through a dictatorial fiat no one really understands.

Capitalism is like gravity. It is a force of nature. It cannot be stopped.  You just change what is being bought and sold. Is it value? Is it productive? Or, is it influence.

It is really simple. If you produce something and sell it, you create wealth. If you are a salesperson, you create wealth by connecting the producer with the need. If you produce nothing and deprive others of what they produce, you are a parasite. It is piracy.

Charity is not something you do with other people’s money. Charity is productive— it produces treasure in heaven.

As Ayn Rand explains in “Atlas Shrugged,”  The aristocracy of money is replaced by the aristocracy of “pull,” of influence.  It is no longer what you know, but who you know.

Ayn Rand had it right– but sort of by accident. Rand claims the collectivists are immoral. She is an atheist. She claims it is self-evident. Look at Obama and his followers. Apparently not self evident.

They compete for favors and political advantage, and all becomes politics.  It is at it’s root immoral and evil. Bill Clinton famously said that his personal life didn’t matter. Evil doesn’t matter? Forest Gump famously said—“stupid is as stupid does” says:

Evil is as Evil does.

Impeach Obama.

My fellow Americans

This is Barack Obama. This is a special message to you, my most ardent supporters and contributors. I have a special message just for you. Let me be perfectly clear: This is the same message I would give to the American people, if they were even half as intelligent as you are.

I am going to talk about Ebola, but first we need to talk climate change. People, we need to save the planet. Limbaugh attacks me, and attacks Ms Browner for our policy of “Technology Forcing.”
Let me be clear: Technology forcing is the way forward. Remember when the teabaggers and deniers made fun of me for saying to the neanderthal “you didn’t build that!” …remember that? Well, he didn’t….anymore than god made the world in 7 days….one can’t take the bible too literally, I mean its not the quoran….

What built our country was what built man—evolution. We in the government direct evolution through technology forcing. We make higher gas mileage cars by raising the bar and saying you can’t build cars unless they meet government standards.

You didn’t build that, Mr Teabagger. You bitch about how the affordable car act makes your acne medicine more expensive, while the people you robbed to make this country —-die of Ebola, and all you can do is whine about building a fence to keep little children out of a safe place, while the world population strains the planet, the atmosphere boils with climate change, and rush limbaugh gets richer.

You my friends, are people of understanding. You can handle the truth. The Ebola outbreak is just getting started. It will get worse before it gets better. It is part of the plan. You have nothing to worry about, none of my people do.

A cure will be found for Ebola just as soon as enough white people get sick and die from it—technology forcing. The crisis will not go to waste, as it will serve as a quell like in some recent movies, bringing the world population down. Who will die of Ebola? A high percentage of illegal immigrants, who will bring it to immigrant communities like pesticide being carried through the ant tunnels by ants. The next group to be culled in the quel will be first responders, military, people in touch with emergencies like this are the most teabagger demographic we got.

In order to contract Ebola, you have to actually come into contact with poor people. You have to work for a living, or engage in high risk activities I know my people generally don’t do, like working in a 9 to 5 job. You have to go to a ball game and sit in general admission seats.

If my doctors are right, we may even be skipping elections in 2016 for public health reasons, 4 more years.

I value your support, and may allah smile on you and allow you to be my boy servants in tights in paradise

Barack Obama



Posted: October 5, 2014 in Conservative

One hundred million monkeys typing randomly for 100 years would at some point type a sentence, statistically speaking—as a blogger, I sometimes feel like one of those monkeys.

I am studying on changing up my blogging format a bit to increase my influence and somehow hurt Obama and his movement more directly than I have by encouraging my wonderful and encouraging followers.

The first change will be fewer posts—shooting for once a week. 

I have young kids and a full time career, I am going to spend time I would have spent writing this to:
– study more on blogging
– evaluate a change from to another platform
– evaluate the fantasy government and/or “He didn’t say that” online gaming ideas previewed in posts of the same name- see if it is something I could or should make a reality
– From my study of blogging, I have gone about this wrong. I should have sought guest blogging opportunities on other blogs. I was going to look into that some more.
– wrestling with what I call the “marketing dilemma”  Do I get more shock jock bombastic than I really I am to increase readership as ranting sells, or do I be true to myself.

As always, comments welcome.  If you are like minded an interested in guest blogging at drop me a note.

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I have a somewhat dry sense of humor. I have the spiritual gift of sarcasm. My pastor would argue that sarcasm isn’t a spiritual gift.( I would say really? Yea, Elijah wasn’t being sarcastic when he asked the prophet’s of Baal if Baal was not answering because he was on the toilet…..but that’s another story for another day.)

Sometimes I like to tweet a sarcastic faux news story that is so over the top it is funny. One recent tweet:


Here is the crazy funny thing about sarcastic humor. It needs to be just right: if it is to obvious, it is not funny. If you have to explain it, it is not funny.

Obama can not repeal a natural law anymore than he can say, create wealth by taking it away from people with taxes and giving it to others. Name calling of the opposition on taxes or climate change doesn’t help either.

Well, the liberals who read my posts not only don’t get it, they get ideas from me. They put out an insanely ludicrous story that global warming is weakening gravity. 

One fun aspect of sarcasm and sarcastic humor is that quite often you can be the life of the party, loved by your liberal friends who are to deep in the cult to get it.

There was a recent Yahoo News headliner article talking of the courageous young girls bringing the civil rights movement forward—- the story was about high school girls violating the high school dress code by showing their bellies, wearing short-shorts, and generally dressing like sex industry workers.  Only because its the liberal Yahoo News do you know this is a liberal being serious and not a conservative being funny.

Perhaps I am getting old, but so much of what goes on today was a variety show or SNL skit a few years ago. I am talking about the days before “bullying” was invented, yesteryear, when a fat kid was one who ate too much and did too little and not the victim of a food addiction. I can remember a skit once where a kid said “Mommy I’m going outside” and she hollers back “Remember to where your helmet” That line used to get laughs. Now we have to wear a helmet to ride a bike on the sidewalk, and parents have been arrested for exposing their kids to second hand smoke.

Here are some breaking news items that are pretend and sarcasm for today, but tomorrow who knows:











I am not sure I can do my sarcasm tweeting anymore, too many liberals would take it serious.

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