Suppose we lose the election in 2014, and then again in 2016. This would lock in the hopeless change for years to come, maybe forever. It would guarantee this new post modern age of bureaucratic incompetence and statism. Do not lose heart. When God closes a door he leaves a window unlocked. Capitalism is an elemental fact of life, like combustion, like gravity. It might not be the best future, but capitalism in some form surfaces and may still rule the day. Consider two cottage industries of the government that have flourished under the captivity: grant administration and tax preparation services.
Grant administration companies navigate the many and myriad pathways of obtaining government grants, overseeing the paperwork when you get the grant—capitalism moves from competing markets to competing for grants. Less efficient: you want your brainpower solving problems not filing papers, it is a diluted capitalism but it is therr and is a growing industry.
Tax preparation services are everywhere, and bound to grow. We compete for deductions instead of stuff that is productive, like making something—but when you are given lemons, be the guy or gal with the lemonade stand.
I have a business I am thinking of starting. Please let me know what you think, (and how much you want to invest.) The rest of this post could be converted into a radio spot with testimonials from all of the success stories. I would call it:
I would help you certify and find all of the ways in which you may be a protected class, like the following:
So you are a man who loves women. Why go through life as an underprivileged heterosexual, when we can certify you as a gay lesbian? You are a woman trapped in a man’s body who loves women: no life style changes needed, but all the advantages of being a protected class. Having trouble at work? The threat of a lawsuit may keep you employed until retirement.
We can help you explore your American Indian roots. Like most Americans, there are big holes in your family tree. Our researchers can fill them with dead Indians. Have you heard of the legendary wandering tribe, the one that visited Western Europe? Your ancestors not coming to the USA before the 1800′s may only be a minor logistical problem we could explain away.
Just because you may have blonde hair, blue eyes and think of yourself as white does not mean that you are not technically a minority for government purposes. Thanks to the human genome project, we can compare a sample of your DNA to others and prove that you are a unique class that should be protected.
Let the world know what is wrong with you;)
If every third kid can have ADD or ADHD, our doctors are guaranteed to find something wrong with you. Are you a conservative? A Christian? Do you believe in absolute truth? The government may give you credit for being brain damaged.
We have an arrangement with a small Caribbean island country where we can grant you citizenship of their nation from your easy chair. You can keep your job and not pay taxes. Yes, you to can be an undocumented worker, get free healthcare, and have a world of programs funded by others opened to you.
Yes, we can document you being undocumented.
The NSA won’t even know you.
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